John Elway Isn't Coming Back To Your Bar

When you're a retired Hall Of Fame quarterback, with a pair of Super Bowl wins and both a regular season and Super Bowl MVP award, you pretty much have the world by the balls ... kicking back with some friends, enjoying the fruits of your labor along side your super hot girlfriend. That is until, some girl behind the bar who has no idea who you are decideds to cut you off.

FROM THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS: There are conflicting versions of the story, but according to Elway, he and his girlfriend, Paige Green, along with pal Craig Andrisen arrived at the restaurant around 6 p.m. Wednesday and sat at the end of the bar. Throughout the course of the evening the threesome ordered drinks (the number is under dispute) and appetizers

Several hours later, when Elway attempted to order another glass of wine, he was told by the bartender that management was cutting him off. According to the former Broncos quarterback, he asked to speak to the manager.

"(Elway) got upset and was in my face a little bit," Wheeler said. "He stood up and towered over me and pointed his finger in my face. I apologized, and said I was sorry to hear that he would never come back."

When a 6 ft. 3 in., 215 pound man with a rifle arm says he wants another glass of wine, then goddamn it get him another glass of wine!