Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ESPN. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

ESPN Makes Us Laugh


Sportscenter just ran a segment about the fear of getting hit in the NFL and three glaring statements were made in this segment.

1. Shawne Merriman talked about hitting people and then flexed.

2. Eli Manning talked about not showing fear on the field.

3. Ray Lewis said he likes to take a man's will.

Okay, so Merriman is featured showing off his physique (steroids, anyone?) Oh wait, he got busted for steroids. Not speculation there. Yes, Shawne, you're arms are big. Mine would be too if I took a needle in my ass. Lights out, man, lights out!

Then Eli is telling us to show no fear. Why Eli? What was Rex Grossman busy? I would've accepted Favre or Garcia or a QB with some balls, but Eli? Right!

Finally, Ray Lewis is talking about taking a man's will. Is that Ray's way of describing murder? Get that man a knife! Great job ESPN.