$168M Will Buy You Tons of Infidelity

Getting on with you life is worth a lot of money ... especially when you're Michael Jordan and you can still find time to nail spring-breakers in Mexico in between $50,000 baccarat hands.

After splitting in December 2006, and then officially beginning divorce proceedings in January 2007, Jordan and his very-soon-to-be ex-wife Juanita, who moonlights as a talented Michael Jackson look alike - white, child molestin' Mike, not rhinestone glove "Off The Wall" Mike - (see picture at left) have come to a settlement agreement worth $168M, not including the worth of their seven-acre Chicago estate which "Her Ex-Airness" will also be awarded.

FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES: As a basketball superstar, Michael Jordan was always in a league of his own. Now he is setting a record with his divorce as he prepares to pay his former wife an unprecedented settlement of more than $168m (£80m).

The final severance package for Juanita Jordan, which includes the couple’s seven-acre estate in Chicago and custody of their three children, is expected to be agreed before the first anniversary of their last row – which was said to be about money.

The settlement eclipses the most expensive celebrity divorce on public record, in which Neil Diamond paid his ex-wife Marcia Murphey ...

Neil Diamond's got Michael Jordan money? Really? I guess sequin jumpsuits and cheesy music is worth than we thought.