Thursday, November 1, 2007

High Martina


We honestly don't care about tennis, but we were shocked when we heard the Martina Hingis story. Apparently Hingis retired today after it was revealed she tested positive for cocaine at Wimbledon.

Cocaine? This is crazy. First of all, why would a tennis player use cocaine?

It worked fine for LT when he was chasing down quarterbacks and trying to rip people's heads off, but tennis? How would this help?

Secondly, hearing the words Martina Hingis and cocaine just doesn't fit. Sure, Hingis can appear to be a little manish, but certainly not a party girl.
Oh well. Goodbye Martina. Or should we say, high Martina?

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