Wednesday, November 7, 2007

"Don't Put Me On Waivers"

After incorrectly predicting a smack down of Kevin Garnett and the new look Celtics in Boston's home opener and an ugly 0-3 start to the 2008 season, the one and only Agent Zero aka Hibachi aka Gilbert Arenas is pleading, not with Wizards officials, but with his fantasy owners for forgiveness.

FROM AGENT ZERO: THE BLOG FILE: Have you seen my stats? For all my fantasy owner, do not give up on me yet. I know my three-point percentage is horrific right now – 1-for-17 – but I think the rims are broken around the league. David Stern, you need to look into fixing these arenas. But really, 1-for-17, I’m shooting worse than … I don’t know who to say without pissing somebody off. I’m just shooting really bad right now, but I’ll get the mojo back in a minute.

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