Anything he doesn't have?

Besides wanting the GDP of at least half the eastern world, Alex Rodriguez still has it all.

He's got more money than he knows what to do with, he's pretty good looking -- which is good considering he won't be able to handle the stress of all his post season failures too much longer and he's got a hot wife.

Personally, the hot wife is best of all. The contract is cool, and having large pecks may be an icebreaker, but there are only so many hot chicks.

He has proven that he can't perform in the playoffs, but apparently he can perform elsewhere.

But, that doesn't mean that his $300 million demands aren't ridiculous. Every team knows he's hands down the best player in the game right now and since there are only four teams willing to even talk with his agent Scott Boras speaks volumes about how much he wants.

If Steinbrenner doesn't want anything to do with him anymore, neither should anyone else.