Antoine Walker Is Not Fat

It's got to make fans of the Minnesota Timberwolves feel a little better about losing 10-time All Star Kevin Garnett when the franchise's newest and most recognizable name - Antoine "Please don't shoot!" Walker - reports to camp to announce he still doesn't eat as many hot dogs as bricks he lays.

Trade rekindling fond memories

By Jerry Zgoda, Star Tribune

Called out previously by Pat Riley in Miami, three-time NBA All-Star Antoine Walker reported to the Timberwolves after last week's trade and declared himself neither fat nor old. more>

Definitely not fat nor old ... just slow and not good